Caroline Kennedy is INNOCENT of Rumored Affair

Caroline with her husband of 22 years, Ed Schlossberg 

Caroline with her husband of 22 years, Ed Schlossberg


The New York Post is reporting today that NY Times publisher Pinch Sulzburger has a new girlfriend…and it’s not Caroline Kennedy.

Yet more proof that Governor Paterson and his PR flack, former Bush White House deputy press secretary Judy Smith (you know, the one who spread these damaging rumors to the media after Caroline dropped her bid for Hillary Clinton’s senate seat – what was that all about, anyway?) just can’t stop lying.

Here’s the full story, from Page Six:

January 29, 2009 —

CAROLINE Kennedy is innocent – she did not have an affair with New York Times publisher Arthur “Pinch” Sulzberger Jr. The rumor that their friendship was the “marriage problem” referred to by aides to Gov. Paterson couldn’t be true – because the divorced Sulzberger already has a girlfriend.

Sulzberger has been seeing Helen Ward, a vivacious woman he met on a trek to Peru about a year ago.

“No comment,” Ward told Page Six yesterday, then added, “There is only one woman in Pinch Sulzberger’s life, and that is the Gray Lady.”

A Times spokeswoman said: “Mr. Sulzberger is not and never has been romantically involved with Ms. Kennedy.” What about Ward? “I’m not going to comment.”

Caroline Kennedy has been married to interactive designer Edwin Schlossberg since 1986. They have three children. Sulzberger – who became the Times’ publisher when his father, Arthur “Punch” Sulzberger Sr., stepped down in 1992 – has been separated from his wife of 33 years, Gail Gregg, since last March.

Helen is also separated from her husband, Kevin P. Ward, executive director of the Aspen Science Center. A friend said Ward is unhappy with the breakup: “Kevin is crazy bitter about the whole thing.”

The Pinch-Helen romance seems to disprove the speculation that flourished after Paterson’s camp leaked that Caroline had “a tax problem, a nanny problem and a marriage problem.” Bloggers erroneously named Sulzberger, who is friends with Caroline, as the cause of the “marriage problem.”

As it happens, Helen has her own Kennedy connection. The Wards were said to be close friends with Caroline’s late brother, John, going back to the days when John was dating Daryl Hannah, and they all went on a trip out West to go helicopter skiing.

Glad we got that nasty rumor cleared up! And now that the supposed “nanny problems” and “tax problems” stories have also been proven false, can we please leave Caroline Kennedy the hell alone?

Here’s a better idea.

Instead, why don’t We the Media instead focus our coverage on why Governor Paterson engaged in a pay-for-play scheme to sell Hillary Clinton’s senate seat off to Kirsten Gillibrand (with a little help from her friends, including her heavyweight “sugar daddy” Al D’Amato?) instead of simply giving it to Kennedy for free?

If you thought Blago was bad, get a load of this. Now here’s a scandal the media can really sink their teeth into! 

Curiously, they don’t seem to be very hungry for pay-to-play scandals anymore after feasting on Blogojevich for the past two months. And besides, Blago’s got much better hair. 

Or is the mainstream media ignoring this story because it hits just a little too close to home, happening as it is right in their own backyard of New York state? Or could it be because their mega-media-corp owners’ names might be found on the list of Paterson’s campaign contributors?



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One response to “Caroline Kennedy is INNOCENT of Rumored Affair

  1. It seems as though Pay for Play politics is just another walk in the park today… Why some (Blago) get screwed blued and tattooed when caught and others… Gov. Paterson (NY) and Gov. Richardson (N.M.) Bush (Enron) virtually walk… is beyond me.. Maybe because I live in a world that is all about morality and law abiding activities… I have to because (a) I choose to and (b) because I don’t have millions at my disposal which would have been made through corruption… to beget more millions to ascertain yet more millions through yet more corruption.

    It seems as though the drum beat and addiction driving our economy and nations’ pulse today is based squarely on corruption and fraud. The grease on the gears which keeps us running is graft and greed. The suckers moving the machine are sadly us and we are represented by largely false prophet’s and snake oil salespeople.

    A two party system? My Ass! It’s looking more and more like a single party and we’re not invited BTW! Since when does unilateral descision making and chosing what rules of law get followed and what one’s don’t get to fly as mandates from “Decider’s”?! Since when does anyone refuse to show up for a Congressional Subpeona?! Since when does a President take our country to not one.. but two wars and without Congressional approval?! Since when does TORTURE and the order being given to commit it become acceptable in the U.S.A. ?!

    Since when does a ramshackle fat flagellant pompous ass allday sitting microphone spouting anti-Americana verbal vomit spewing idiotocracy of unilateralist self-indulging self-annointing so far to the right wing of Ann Culture (like in a petri-dish) that he makes the culture of the petri dish look appetizing rants of that from Rush Limburger cheese… actually think that the crap he espouses gets MSM treatment of what is being called ‘The voice of the Rupulsigan Party” and to that end the party replies in kind with generated talking points to back up this Prozac eating bafoon…

    I just heard that in Madison Square Garden, there is going to be an event in a few weeks, that include all the right wing nuts including Rove, and The Petri dish rantings of Anne Culture.. and for what purpose? To rant and rave some more about their pee pee nigh nigh shit on blanket issues of Joe the $8.00 an hour plumber’s helper rant and raves about how the liberal tax and spent democrats are going to be the end all of all end all’s….

    Shut The F*&#$ UP! Repulsigans! for real already! We are a broken nation today after 8 long years of Repulsigan non-leadership partisan roadblock obstructionism politics… These bafoons are the very reason why we have not been represented in government and why we are so screwed today. Not a backbone among’em collectively… or worse.. corrupt bought and paid for as the day is long… Democrats aren’t much better and are just as responsible for taking the impeachment of BUSH and CHENEY off the table (Thanks alot NANCY… for NOTHING!)….

    In NY now there are adds asking why Gov. Paterson is screwing all in the healthcare industry for allowing hopsitals and nursing homes to close… to call for thousands of layoffs of healthcare workers as well… All becuase he “Decided” to not raise taxes on the states’ richest 1% of income earners making more than $250,000.00 / year. Because of this, the health care system is about to implode here in the most progressive state of the union (my opinion).

    Where the hell did we go so wrong, that we got “Leadership” that is so obviously tainted with greed and self-indulgance, to the extent that collectively now as a nation, we are so rotten at the core that we are left with tearing each other as citizens to the bone and at local levels of hating Neighbor Vs. Neighbor. We have been manipulated and played so badly to hide the sins of omissions from these charlatan’s and thieves folks… We’ve been had.

    No matter what though, the sham of being a Real American or a Real Patriot does not lie in the Repulsigan Party of today… that’s for sure. The Democrat party line doesn’t look like it has a backbone and the need for one right now is past due… I think, hope and pray that the Obama Administration with its’ new Holden A.G. Prosecution team gets to work in prosecuting the throngs of crimes which were committed against our once sovereign nation and this and this alone will only suffice to right our ship gone astray, before capsizing….

    Caroline… You may be better off sitting this one out.. I pray it get’s real ugly… for all of our sakes in housecleaning. If so… There should be an abundance of openings soon, God willing or at least a flavor in the air in 2010 for honest politicians!

    Where the “F” is OSAMA?!

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